A man was sitting on the edge of the bed observing
his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in
the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked her
what she’d like to have for her Birthday
I’d like to be six again, she replied, still looking
in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made
her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took
her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park; the
Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster
Roller Coaster… everything there was. Five hours
Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head
was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous
adventure ! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being six again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed.
I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong!
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