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There was a pastor who had a donkey and he entered it in a race and it won. The  pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another  race, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT .

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the
local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get
rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the
paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next
day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

Moral of the Story : Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery…and even shorten your life. So .. Be yourself and enjoy life… Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer

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